When my ex came back to town (she moved to another college) I knew she was having an affair (another relationship for that matter) but she’d never admit it. Anyway long story short, the night before she had to leave again she fell asleep after sex, I took the liberty of writing (with a real fucking strong marker) “Aron was here” on both of her ass cheeks without telling her. Needless to say the other guy found out what happened and she couldn’t afford to say a word to me. Justice.
Aron D.J., School Not Given